Skinny Guardian — UK edition

The latest 50 Guardian articles updated at 0700 and 1700 UK time.

‘I’m down to one option’: bank customers left frustrated by latest closures 06 Jun, 06:00
How old are the Easter Island statues and why do you burp after fizzy drinks? The kids’ quiz 06 Jun, 06:00
A family holiday on the hoof: donkey trekking in the Spanish Pyrenees 06 Jun, 06:00
Horror’s Hollywood takeover is an exciting moment – but won’t someone think of the squeamish? 06 Jun, 06:00
What links champagne, Mozart and veal pie? The Saturday quiz 06 Jun, 06:00
Armenia heads to polls amid Russian pressure and threat of ‘Ukrainian scenario’ 06 Jun, 06:00
The Alien Autopsy Scandal: this fascinating tale of a bizarre DIY hoax hits Spinal Tap levels of hilarity 06 Jun, 06:00
It’s no surprise that an AI-faked presidential speech condemning foreign exploitation went viral – the world is suffering from a leadership vacuum 06 Jun, 06:00
TV tonight: a terribly entertaining holiday party gets out of hand 06 Jun, 05:15
From Masters of the Universe to Monteverdi: your complete entertainment guide to the week ahead 06 Jun, 05:00
Removing ‘invisibility cloaks’ and safely skipping chemo: new weapons in war on cancer shared at US conference 06 Jun, 05:00
Blind date: ‘It felt like taking part in Blind Date was a lifelong thing she wanted to do’ 06 Jun, 05:00
My mother was forced to give me up for adoption. But when we finally met decades later, it was far from a fairytale ending 06 Jun, 05:00
Tim Dowling: I’m on an ebiking holiday in Romania. There will be blood 06 Jun, 05:00
Predator or prey? The confounding case of the missing sea eagle 06 Jun, 05:00
Leaked WhatsApps, embarrassing emails: it’s bad for British politics that privacy is now dead | Simon Jenkins 06 Jun, 05:00
US threatens to reconsider role in Bosnia and Herzegovina amid rift with Europe 06 Jun, 04:00
How campaigners beat industrial farming in Denmark’s ‘pig election’ 06 Jun, 04:00
Weekend crossword No 804 05 Jun, 23:00
Prize crossword No 30,026 05 Jun, 23:00
‘It hurts. I expected a different game’: Wiegman’s shock at Spain humbling 05 Jun, 22:43
Wiegman pays price for lack of defensive pragmatism as Spain expose technical gap | Tom Garry 05 Jun, 22:11
Essex woman jailed for life for poisoning baby son with cocktail of drugs 05 Jun, 22:08
Bobby Tambling obituary 05 Jun, 21:24
Putellas doubles up to lead Spain rout and leave England staring at playoffs 05 Jun, 21:07
Vance leads charge of US officials using Henry Nowak murder to push anti-immigration agenda 05 Jun, 21:06
Tuchel confident ‘sharp’ Kane is in perfect form to lead England at World Cup 05 Jun, 20:53
Robin Hartwell obituary 05 Jun, 20:36
Corrections and clarifications 05 Jun, 20:00
Emilio Gay describes Test debut half-century as ‘like a dream’ after putting England on top 05 Jun, 19:45
Starmer suggests US ‘trying to interfere in our democracy’ over Nowak claims 05 Jun, 19:12
‘It’s like family’: team Bruce McLaren built is carved in his image as they mark 1,000th GP 05 Jun, 19:00
Terry Winters review – flashes of magic in patterns science has yet to explain 05 Jun, 18:57
Thames Water should be nationalised, says Andy Burnham 05 Jun, 18:47
‘I don’t want to give my money to Fifa’: Toronto turns its back on the World Cup 05 Jun, 18:36
Two men convicted of wounding journalist in London ‘on orders of Iran’ 05 Jun, 18:21
Emilio Gay rides his luck but passes his test of temperament for England | Andy Bull 05 Jun, 18:17
England grab initiative with late wickets after Gay half-century proves pivotal 05 Jun, 18:17
Labour deputy says Farage is a threat to democracy and calls for misinformation clampdown 05 Jun, 18:13
Putin rejects Zelenskyy’s offer to meet and reaffirms Ukraine war aims 05 Jun, 17:59
Former Channel 4 News anchor Jon Snow diagnosed with Alzheimer’s 05 Jun, 17:57
Chagossians urge UK to complete islands’ handover to Mauritius 05 Jun, 17:56
Zverev sets up French Open final with Cobolli and opportunity he cannot afford to miss 05 Jun, 17:33
Sir Jeremy Hanley obituary 05 Jun, 17:26
Alien hunters update guidance on sharing news of possible intelligent life 05 Jun, 17:17
The Guardian view on Henry Nowak’s murder: big tech and the far right are allied in an outrage arms race | Editorial 05 Jun, 17:17
The Guardian view on the UK’s first centre for illustration: visual literacy, and the sheer joy of images, matter | Editorial 05 Jun, 17:16
Burnham pledges to review NICs increase and cut business rates for pubs 05 Jun, 17:07
Labour will make AI ‘work for the workers’, says Liz Kendall 05 Jun, 17:00
Marilyn Monroe: A Portrait review – the radiant, uncontainable star she always wanted to be 05 Jun, 16:40