Skinny Guardian — UK edition

The latest 50 Guardian articles updated at 0700 and 1700 UK time.

UK citizens detained in UAE frustrated with ‘impotent’ government intervention 01 Apr, 16:00
‘He’s phenomenal’: American teen fast becoming athletics’ next big thing 01 Apr, 16:00
Police urge parents to ‘take responsibility’ after two days of disorder in London 01 Apr, 15:59
Success or ‘total flop’? Report on Germany’s cannabis legalisation fails to settle debate 01 Apr, 15:46
Joyce ‘shocked’ to receive Wales call-up for Women’s Six Nations only months after giving birth 01 Apr, 15:39
‘About bloody time’: Prince Harry welcomes landmark suits against major tech companies 01 Apr, 15:39
Patrick McKeown obituary 01 Apr, 15:36
Britain to host 35 countries for strait of Hormuz talks, says Starmer 01 Apr, 15:18
Montella pictures ‘beautiful path’ as Turkey embrace return to World Cup 01 Apr, 15:14
Justin Timberlake’s walk-on part back in spotlight as Chelmsford faces closure fears 01 Apr, 14:55
Apple at 50 quiz: top sellers, turkeys and turtlenecks 01 Apr, 14:46
A truckload of F1 KitKats, a painting of fish: what is it that makes heists so delicious? | Imogen West-Knights 01 Apr, 14:43
Royal Navy captain steps back from duties over link to MP whose husband faces China spy claims 01 Apr, 14:40
In Europe, lobbyists are using soaring fuel prices to make the case for more dirty energy 01 Apr, 14:30
UK food inflation ‘could hit 9% this year’ as Iran war drives up energy prices 01 Apr, 14:05
Football Daily | Italy blow another World Cup chance. Will they ever learn? 01 Apr, 14:00
How to wear a quarter-zip jumper without looking like a finance bro (and 14 of the best) 01 Apr, 14:00
Why is gaming becoming so expensive? The answer is found in AI 01 Apr, 14:00
Method Man turns his eyeball inside out: Eddie Otchere’s best photograph 01 Apr, 14:00
Tribe’s Lions heroics fuel Glamorgan’s belief on return to Championship elite 01 Apr, 14:00
Would more North Sea drilling mean lower energy prices for UK consumers? 01 Apr, 14:00
‘An unacceptable disgrace’: anger and sadness as Italy miss out on World Cup again 01 Apr, 13:57
MCC rules out rescuing crisis club Middlesex after Gatting’s damning letter 01 Apr, 13:49
BBC confirms it knew about Scott Mills sexual abuse allegations in 2017 01 Apr, 13:32
Pot Noodle pizza to Dr Who Darlic bread: this year’s best April fools 01 Apr, 13:31
Lamine Yamal furious with Spain fans over anti-Muslim chants against Egypt 01 Apr, 13:30
JD Vance announces a new memoir about his conversion to Catholicism 01 Apr, 13:26
Why Bach’s music is indestructible, whether on the mandolin, modern piano – or soundtracking murder 01 Apr, 13:20
Starmer calls for ‘ambitious’ new UK-EU ties as Trump threatens to quit Nato 01 Apr, 13:02
Jess Cartner-Morley on fashion: spring has sprung, so put away your coat and banish the black tights 01 Apr, 13:00
US jibes at Royal Navy are uncomfortable because they have substance | Jamie Grierson 01 Apr, 12:57
MP rejects Palantir’s claims that criticism of NHS England deal is ‘ideologically motivated’ 01 Apr, 12:55
Boy, 17, among new arrests over suspected arson attack on Jewish charity ambulances 01 Apr, 12:44
Oil price falls and markets rally after Trump says Iran war over in ‘two to three weeks’ 01 Apr, 12:23
Graham Potter and Sweden revel in second chances to seize World Cup place | Jonathan Wilson 01 Apr, 12:13
How to turn a leftover roast lamb bone into Wales’ national dish – recipe | Waste not 01 Apr, 12:00
Bold concepts, loose ends in Ibram X Kendi’s Chain of Ideas 01 Apr, 11:59
Man charged with firearms offences after Dover counter-terror police arrest 01 Apr, 11:54
On the plane or the sofa? How England’s 2026 World Cup squad is shaping up 01 Apr, 11:50
Housebuilder Berkeley to halt buying new land and hiring staff 01 Apr, 11:38
Motsepe at a crossroads as Afcon row and Wafcon cancellation put reputations at risk | Osasu Obayiuwana 01 Apr, 11:30
This is what a fossil-fuel shock looks like. The UK must adapt its energy system – and quickly | Chaitanya Kumar 01 Apr, 11:07
BP is operating in a world of ‘significant complexity’, new boss tells staff 01 Apr, 11:03
Prominent UK pro-Palestine activists guilty of breaching protest conditions 01 Apr, 10:48
Tell us your experience of caring for elderly parents 01 Apr, 10:38
Iran war may increase mortgage payments for extra 1.3m households, says Bank of England 01 Apr, 10:35
First Thing: Trump launches tirade against Europe for not joining Iran war 01 Apr, 10:30
US tech firm Oracle cuts thousands of jobs as it steps up AI spending 01 Apr, 10:20
Tourists flock to Paris, cheapest capital in Europe – archive, 1926 01 Apr, 10:16
The Spin | ‘It keeps you young’: England Over-70s bask in glory of Ashes and World Cup wins 01 Apr, 10:11