Skinny Guardian — UK edition

The latest 50 Guardian articles updated at 0700 and 1700 UK time.

Did you solve it? Are you a match for the dinkiest mag in maths? 16 Mar, 17:00
Would a new leader be the answer to Labour’s woes? | Letters 16 Mar, 16:56
Why I had to turn to lawyers as the parent of a child with Send | Letter 16 Mar, 16:55
Small changes in how we garden can make a big difference to birds | Letter 16 Mar, 16:55
Child’s play: blame it all on the dog | Brief letters 16 Mar, 16:55
Chelsea’s Reece James an England World Cup doubt with hamstring injury 16 Mar, 16:52
Belgian PM’s call to repair relations with Russia to ease energy costs condemned 16 Mar, 16:38
Selfies, sniffer dogs and superstition – Peter Bradshaw’s big night out at the Oscars! 16 Mar, 16:31
One no-show after another: Sean Penn joins an exclusive band of Oscar-winning refuseniks 16 Mar, 16:05
Realtime pollution alerts needed on Windermere, campaigners say after boy nearly dies 16 Mar, 16:00
Football Daily | Ashley Cole finally gets the chance to scratch his seven-year itch 16 Mar, 15:54
Tate Modern Turbine Hall to showcase David Hockney opera sets 16 Mar, 15:52
Iran’s Hormuz blockade is its most powerful card against Trump and Israel. It won’t back down easily | Jack Watling 16 Mar, 15:49
Chinese-owned Syngenta to build new £100m bioscience hub in UK 16 Mar, 15:41
Sobering times: alcohol-free beer added to UK inflation basket 16 Mar, 15:40
Beneath the Great Wave: Hokusai and Hiroshige review – how two Japanese masters reinvented art 16 Mar, 15:36
Labour MPs have no reason to oppose new welfare reforms, says minister 16 Mar, 15:30
China ‘still communicating’ with US over Trump visit despite talk of delay 16 Mar, 15:25
‘We kicked Bono’s arse’: Atomic Kitten on how they made Whole Again (with a little help from Kraftwerk) 16 Mar, 15:19
How should a woman dress in her 50s? Gwyneth Paltrow just changed the game 16 Mar, 15:17
European countries reject Trump’s call for help to reopen strait of Hormuz 16 Mar, 15:12
Guardiola says Manchester City need ‘perfect game’ to get past Real Madrid 16 Mar, 15:01
Past Life review – hypnotist opens psychic portal in pulpy British mystery on trail of a serial killer 16 Mar, 15:00
The best foundations in the UK for every skin type – from glowy to full coverage, tested 16 Mar, 15:00
‘Second chance’: why minister wants to jail fewer women in England and Wales 16 Mar, 14:43
Tributes paid to ‘lovely’ sixth-form pupil who died in Kent meningitis outbreak 16 Mar, 14:42
European takeover battle hots up with UniCredit’s ‘unfriendly attack’ on Commerzbank 16 Mar, 14:34
Norway ‘climbs out of shadow’ of neighbours with first Oscar win for Sentimental Value 16 Mar, 14:32
UK will not be drawn into wider war in Middle East, says Keir Starmer 16 Mar, 14:15
Six Nations 2026: our writers pick their tournament highlights 16 Mar, 14:06
Delight across Ireland at Jessie Buckley’s ‘historic’ best actress Oscar win 16 Mar, 13:56
Mayor unveils £1.5bn ‘People’s Network’ transport plan for South Yorkshire 16 Mar, 13:45
Theatre critics in Scotland decry ‘London-centric’ reviewing policy for One Day musical 16 Mar, 13:43
Fàbregas outwits Gasperini to take controversial Como a step closer to Champions League | Nicky Bandini 16 Mar, 13:31
A petri dish of human brain cells is currently playing Doom. Should we be worried? 16 Mar, 13:30
Britons should strive to pay minimum tax legally possible, says Richard Tice 16 Mar, 13:26
‘Evil’ paedophile jailed for 24 years after abuse of five children at Bristol nursery 16 Mar, 13:22
Robert Goodman obituary 16 Mar, 13:16
Chelsea fined £10.75m and given suspended transfer ban over historical rule-breaking 16 Mar, 13:10
Kent meningitis outbreak: key questions answered 16 Mar, 13:06
Don’t Be Prey review – invigorating tale of swimming banker aiming to avoid being shark food 16 Mar, 13:06
Axel Burrough obituary 16 Mar, 13:03
What is the strait of Hormuz and can the US stop Iran from blocking it? 16 Mar, 12:56
Leverkusen hark back to Alonso era as adrenaline rush pushes Bayern to brink | Andy Brassell 16 Mar, 12:55
‘How can I do better?’: Michael B Jordan’s Oscar win for Sinners is a deserved reward for an outstanding actor 16 Mar, 12:41
Share a tip on a trip to France 16 Mar, 12:40
Empreintes review – Jess and Morgs go off-piste at Paris Opera and Marcos Morau sets the chandelier swinging 16 Mar, 12:28
Taxpayer bill for saving Scunthorpe steel furnaces could top £1.5bn by 2028, auditor says 16 Mar, 12:24
Friendships, fishing and community clean-ups: the unseen kindness of life on the Bibby Stockholm barge 16 Mar, 12:21
Mixed emotions for Bompastor and City stumble: Women’s League Cup final and WSL talking points 16 Mar, 12:20